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<While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass?
Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt.
Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch.
<Two people talking>
Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight.
Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that?
Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her.
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refering to Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie holmes. Meaning, did something stupid or idiotic
My friend benny just jumped the couch and had sex with my sister!
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Couch cock is where your cock and balls are in the reverse order, your balls resting on top of your cock. Couch cock is usually the result of sitting on the couch too much.
Dude I heard Janice has couch cock.
Man he should just kill himself now.
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1.n. Someone or something which serves absolutley no purpose what so ever.
2.n. Someone with nothing to do
Same as empty tracksuit
1. You can't even wire a plug you burst couch
2. My friends didn't show so I was left kicking round the town center like a burst couch.
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When she licks the cum off of your couch after giving you head.
Dude Naomi is my Couch Cleaner
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couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.
Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
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dank buds of marijuana that have been placed in or on a couch for a undisclosed amount of time.
"Hey who's couch nug is that? can i throw it in this rello?"
as in attempting to fill a cigarillo with marijuana with a nugget of merijuana found on or in the couch.
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