This is the Homo-Sapien being named DashAdventure
You are being such a Dash Adventure
When you shit your pants in a grocery store isle and immediately dash to the next isle.
I just shit my pants and ran to the next isle.. I pulled the isle dash.
The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "
When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to run to the other to get more
Bare Booty Dashing: Man I had to do a Bare Booty Dash in my girls house and her mom saw me! that shit was so embarrassing
Going as fast as possible in your ride
"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."
When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!
I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet
The act of being dash adventure
You are dash adventuring, innit?