Dot all the Umlauts

The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.

During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.

Umlaut

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Red Dot Dick

RDD... when you have sex so ferociously with out a condom that in the morning you have red dots on your dick..
could also be early signs of a VD
what happens when you hit a skanky girl raw daddy

I shoulda never done that prostitute without a condom... I woke up this morning with Red Dot Dick.

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dot nose

When something is so obvious, and one person doesn't understand what's going on.

This is such a dot nose situation.

What is?

You have a dot on your nose!

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P-dot

A slang name for a girls period; derived from the start of the word and the symbol it represents.

Crap dude, my girl has her p-dot so it looks like I'm not gettin laid tonight.

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bomb dot com

being better than the rest... "the shit" if you will... superb... pretty much a gee. and only the coolest people are dubed with this title.

"Dag, Nattie Gee... we made this work day our bitch you're the bomb dot com."

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Three Dot Standoff

When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.

While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...

Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.

Red Dot of Doom

Period

When the female body punishes her for not being pregnant, a war on the inside of a women's body that occurs once a month.

I'm horny but we can't do anything right now because I currently have the Red Dot Of Doom.