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When someone is constantly on your case, has your name stuck in their mouth, and just wont shut the hell up about you. this is known as riding thier jock.
like telling them to hop off, like Ollie
JUmp OFF!
Fagot- whats up with those Gay shoes, You got no Swagg.
Dude-nigga Ollie Off the Jock , bitch!
Fagot-(silence)*
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Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.
Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.
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something you say after you trick someone
did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!
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verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
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to imitate the a look by wearing the same type of clothes.
you could learn how to dress by jocking my fresh.
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A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").
Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
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Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.
Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.
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