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My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.
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Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
A man who's becoming a boss at pulling bitches,yet hasn't quite masterd it yet...when mastering this skill hell be considered a DOG.
" last night I slept with one of the slutt puppies at the fraternity house!"
Slutt puppy
A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
Very cute unconditional love and attention from your partner while you go about doing completely normal and unexciting things. The kind that you can only expect from a pet that has completely subscribed to the idea that you are the center of the universe even if you're just watching a boring show. Puppy comes from the premise that the act is maximally cute and because often your partners eyes are particularly widened while they're in this state of infatuation. Commonly used on the West Coast of North America, particularly Canada.
You are completely puppy gaga right now
Someone who does something silly, like a puppy, who has no experience or thought into what he or she is doing.
Man, you are such a silly puppy... Didn't you know that a quarterback is not a refund?
An area filled with adorable puppies.
We must be in puppy city because there are three puppies around me.