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If someone says onion bum shit to u it means ur mom gay lol. Ur career just got finished and you’ve been flamed
Person1: onion bum shit
Person2: drinks bleach and dies
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A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".
*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."
This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.
"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"
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The act of a D1 college baseball player trying to CRUSH a female intern.
Scott wishes he could place his dick in the Center of Ellies Onion
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Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
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Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.
Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.
Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.
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When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.
Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
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