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Infection form of the flood from Halo and Halo 2.
Holy crap! Look at that wave of shit weasels! Run!
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A person who displays weasel characteristics including but not limited to a lack of respect for anything. A shit weasel lags in all aspects of life, especially golf.
Where is that shit weasel Joe? Our tee time was at 10:30!!
ppreciate that pal
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Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.
Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.
The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.
"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"
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Tho it may look like uncle Bulgaria, the Stella Bin Weasel is the opposite to a womble, it's a giver of rubbish not a taker.
Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.
The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.
Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.
The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.
Edward: "Mam he's in our garden again!"
Mam: "Who is son????"
Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."
Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel
When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”
Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
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A sneaky, untrustworthy, autocratic upper-management type with zero credibility, but an inflated sense of self-worth. In the workday world, a tin-pot weasel is often also a PowerPoint Ranger.
Michael is a tin-pot weasel. He very seldom does what he says he will do, yet he threatens to fire anyone who does not scurry to fulfill his every whim, sneeringly referring to them as "sub-par."
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