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pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?
NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them
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A term used to describe pants made for women or girls worn by emo, scene, or skater boys. Hardcore devotees to this fashion wear their little sisters pants.
The guy wearing girl pants has a nice ass
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When your talking with a chick and she has either nice legs or a nice butt or both and you want to tell her but dont want her to think your a creeper. but when the girl starts talking about said pants make sure you tune her out
Kayleigh: hey Cory
Cory: Hey Kayleigh, nice pants
Kayleigh: Thank you i got them blah blah blah
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Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rockstar. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's in them.
For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
"I'm going to a concert tonight, where are my Jagger pants?"
"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
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When you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. Usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost pass for a older woman. Its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of sex come to mind. The males version of "spider senses".
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot, I'd love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee
Guy 2: Eww dude, wtf. You live right next to a high school. She isn't suspect to you?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Seriously, thats jail bait. You touch her in your imagination and you're fucked
Guy 1: Whatever dude
Guy 2: Dude, that bitch is tan pants.
Guy 1: *Sudden Epiphany*
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When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.
Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"
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A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.
Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.
Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.
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