I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER AS CALL ME YOU ARE STAND.
GET A LIFE as I am the MAIN CHARACTER PARADOX.
when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date
guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after
guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear
guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them
“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”
when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.
but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay
dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔
A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.
Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
In probability theory, the Babcockis Paradox, or the Babcockis Effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of
n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.
(555)555-5555: Man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
(555)555-5556: I am Babcockis.
(555)555-5557: I, too, am Babcockis!
(555)555-5558: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
(555)555-5559: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!
The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.
This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.
Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.
Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.
Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.
Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.