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Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 13, 2021


Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents

Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents, often abbreviated as SS&P is a british reality series following groups of 18-20years old on their first girls/lads holiday in Greece or Spain. The teens think they are away from their parents but their parents are following and watching them throughout their holiday, revealing themselves on the last day.
The show is not staged though on the second and even more on the third series all the participants were suspecting what it was about.

How can all the parents on Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents end up saying how proud they are of their kids?

by PeachSchnapps June 11, 2013

137πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.

-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!

by virtuoso_master February 25, 2017

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Parents Red Mess

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.

person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....

by Nacoji March 19, 2011

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


your female parent is a homosexual

this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast

daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 8, 2006

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž