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Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.
Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.
1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.
2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.
2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis
the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed
A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing
Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.
"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"
"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"
Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.
Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.
“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”
“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”