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A man’s dick being thrown across a room
“Yo have you seen Ryan?”
“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown
The asian counterpart to an 'inside out oreo'. Asian on the outside, black on the inside- hence pencil.
Extremely White Person- "Yo I'm an insideout oreo !"
Super Asian Person- "Ite, Imma pencil."
Extremely White Person- "Whaaaaaaa"
A decorated wooden stick with lead or graphite inside of it used to write.
I sharpened my broken pencil.
a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
YO I GAVE UR MOM THE PENCIL LAST NIGHT ooOooOoOoOo
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you
Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts
Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.
Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.
1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits
4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags
I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required