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Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
a random idea that comes out of know where.
Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)
named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.
Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins
The act of laying a girl down on her stomach and lubing up her thighs so much, to slide your balls through for the best kind of pleasure, that she has to waddle to the bathroom to wipe all the gunk off.
"Man, I thrust my balls up in her thighs so much last night she had to penguin strut to clean herself up."
The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
Penguin dick is the most yummy thing to eat.
"Oh i had some great penguin dick with pengu last night!"
"Oh i can relate~"