michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...

Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.

phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.

Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.

Phone Moocher

Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.

- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."

phone-phet

1. a fart machine.

if you want to have some serious fun then invite a phone-phet over!

phone pp

When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling

Hey baby, you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t up all night playing phone pp!

phone footsie

Flirting with someone at your table by secretly texting back and forth with your phone in your lap.

Hey you two, stop playing phone footsie and listen up. I have something important to tell you.