Butt Pirate

Someone who plunders butts.

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.

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Butt pirate

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

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butt pirate

A man or boy who loves another man's butt, and wants to 'get in that.'

Chris is a butt pirate!

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PIRATES DREAM

a girl who cannot be titty fucked

why is daina ernst a pirates dream?
because pirates dream of sunken chests!

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Stinky Pirate

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

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Nasty Pirate

When you explode your cannon-fire in a girl's eye and she covers it up with her hand like an eyepatch and lets out a hardy "ARRRRGH!!!".

After watching the Pirates of the Carribean movie, I was in the mood to role-play and decided to give my girl the Nasty Pirate.

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Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

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