pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

Plated

A word used to describe a person whom is fucked up

Damn, Steve milked a fat jeeb and is fucking plated right now!

Plated

Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.

"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."

Plated

To get semen covered

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated

Fitting Plates

The act of sexually penetrating a man's ass.

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.

Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.