Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

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Chunky Poon

The act of puking in a girls vagina when you are eating her out.

"Dude last night I was soo drunk that I gave my woman a chunky poon."

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poon duty

N. Questing for Poon;

Derived from Poon, but is focused on getting Poon.

Yo' Larry, you wanna hang out?

Na man, I'm on Poon Duty.

Hellz yea!

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poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

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crushing poon

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.

Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing

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poon jabby

The place where a man sticks his healthy boner. The love opening. See hatchet wound.

Tommy likes to pound Brooke in her poon jabby until she squirts magical tarter sauce. Mmm Mmm good!

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poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

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