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A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.
Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.
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Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!
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This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.
Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!
A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.
Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".
A form of Anal Sex, very rough ass bleeding Anal Sex. Specifically between two straight males without any lube. Pork Barreling is normally done when you have a bro crush on someone and they betray you, e only way to save the friendship is to hatefully Pork Barrel.
Scott, "Hey did you see Chett and Brad pork barreling in the school bathroom yesterday!"
Skot, "Yeah! I heard their assholes where gushing blood by the end of it!"
Scot' "Jesus I wonder what Brad did?!"
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A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
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A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
What do you call a toilet on wheels?
A Pork Scotch van.
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