Random
Source Code
Random
Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
4👍 10👎
When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.
James: Hey man, how did your date go?
Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.
1👍 1👎
When a male enter the female from the missionary position, then the male slides his chest and legs off her body so that the males pelvis is in the same location but your limbs form an “X” with the females legs.
Last night me and my girl had a blast,if it wasn't for the X-factor position she wouldn't have felt more of your body in motion.
1👍 1👎
The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
364👍 56👎
A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.
Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.
When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=
Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!
MAGA 2020!!!
66👍 2👎
decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.
It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!
17👍 1👎