Pineapple Rag

The act of masterbation, usually used while texting.

Do the pineapple rag if you're bored.

rag off

verb. to remove items of clothing

man, it was gloriously sunny in the park today, we had to rag off

Critch Rag

a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls

He threw the critch rag at his face

'gina rag

A 'gina rag is a slang term for a wash cloth that is used to clean a woman's vagina.

"You washed your face with my 'gina rag!"

or

"You're as useful as a 'gina rag."

Dutty rag

A used condom That was one on a penis and up a vagina

I threw my dutty rag at ur moms face afterwards

spunk rag

An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.

"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.

butt rag

After you take a dump, you wet a paper towel and wipe your ass again with it to make sure everything is clean.

In the family room...

John: Mom, turn around im dropping my pants to butt rag

Mom: cant you do that in the bathroom