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other name for minecraft blaze
invented by tommyinnit and wilbur soot in wilbur's "minecraft but we cant say the letter "e" video"
wilbur: how kill blaz? (blaze)
wilbur: how kill hot rod boy?
When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot
FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl
“Yesterday I was preparing to do the Nebraskan pretzel rod on my girlfriend”
The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.
The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.
When you sleep over at a friends house and masturbate in their bed while giggling.
Ryan just told me that Jared slept over there. Apparently he giggling jay rodded all over his sheets.
When you pour hot sauce down your urethra, immediately followed by intense masturbation.
Dude, I was home alone last night and I tried the Chesapeake Hot-Rod, I can't feel anything below my waist
A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
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