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The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style
Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod
An immature, yet charming way of saying "i don't care" or "so?"
Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.
When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot
FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.
The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.
When you sleep over at a friends house and masturbate in their bed while giggling.
Ryan just told me that Jared slept over there. Apparently he giggling jay rodded all over his sheets.
A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
When fucking a girl from behind take a well lubricated fist and shove in her asshole then after you cum pee inside of her vagina
Ray gave me a Tanzanian Thunder Rod last night now i can bare walk.
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
What What
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Fist in your booty hole
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Sounds like *ploop*
Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Piss in your snatch
-The Official Song of the Tanzanian Thunder Rod