the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

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Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

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You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake.

Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Round.

Lyrics:
If I
I get to know your name
Well I
Could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some well I (want some)
I set my sights on you
And no one else will do
And I
Just got to have my way now baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I
I got to be your friend now, baby
And I
Would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I want your love
I want your love

You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I want your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I need your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

You Spin Me RoundYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record)1984YouthquakeDead or AlivePete Burns

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travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

Titter tatter pass me fags round

Your with a group of friends and someone says a funny joke.

Roy made a funny joke and then Bernard said “titter tatter pass me fags round”

Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...

Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

Come round here, coming around here.

A phrase used to inform a person they are being fucking ridiculous.

Person 1 “Hey lad, have you got anymore smokes?”
Person the second. “Fuck off you dumb cunt, come round here, coming around here. I’ve already given you half mi fucking deck!”