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when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows
My friend tim got fruit snack screwed
A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something
Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?
shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess
"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"
Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.
Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Where u fuck a midget with no legs and spin her in your dick
Alex cork screwed goegina the midget on his dick to reach nigba +100
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself
Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home
An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.
"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."