Word shart

When you think you're about to say something and you say something else entirely.

If you keep acting like a fool when you're pregnant you're gonna end up with a cancer baby. Oh - I meant to say challenged. Sorry about the word shart.

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Baby shart

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

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Blart shart

To shit yourself while blarting, shitting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.Usually accompanied by a special musical tune that's special to the Blart, made by the combination of fluttering asscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.

"We've got to go now Jenny-I just tried to fart and I Blart sharted all over the place.Its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal."

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shart attack

When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.

"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper

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Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

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shart week

when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.

tony: hows it going alex

alex: aww man its been a total shart week

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shart baby

When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby

My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.

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