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Ground shopping

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.

I went ground shopping today for a book.

by NutritionandDonuts January 1, 2021


Shop cunt

A woman who works in the office of a male dominate profession that thinks she runs the place.

The shop cunt took away Jeff's paid smoke breaks.

by George the pilot January 12, 2018


SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again

by Cbankss January 25, 2019


Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 21, 2012


paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.

Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps

by David Atherton July 5, 2004


tea shop

You’ve presumably heard of spilling tea, A tea shop is where a large amount of tea is spilled.

Wow this group chat is a tea shop”

by Violetwill February 4, 2018


Bake shop

A stoner cafe.

We got baked at the bake shop.

by Moon cake August 30, 2018