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When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.
I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.
When you jerk off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”
The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...
I have a shower friend for Fridays
When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”