Melbourne Shuffle

An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.

These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".

Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle

Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"

Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"

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Adnan Shuffle

Sequence of calm subtle movements resulting in the death of a population.

"Hope you've all done your homework otherwise the Adnan shuffle will be put into use"

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Lip Shuffle

A term for cunnilingus, or more commonly known as A Lick Out, Going Down etc.

"He expects me to put out with the mouth but when was the last time he did the Lip Shuffle?"

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Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.

I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.

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Electro shuffle

A dance in a very popular game called fortnite if u haven't already you should get it free on ps4 console

Brooooooooooo do you got the electro shuffle

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Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

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Nigger Shuffle

A take on the classic 'Cupid Shuffle' invented by some gay Bluffton Kids with nothing better to do than play quiplash and say Nigger. Probably involves a lot of cotton picking, lynching, illiteracy and otherwise niggardly activities.

Daniel: Hey guys, look at me dance!
Kevin: Daniel quit doing the nigger shuffle before I whip you senseless!

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