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An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.
These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
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Sequence of calm subtle movements resulting in the death of a population.
"Hope you've all done your homework otherwise the Adnan shuffle will be put into use"
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A term for cunnilingus, or more commonly known as A Lick Out, Going Down etc.
"He expects me to put out with the mouth but when was the last time he did the Lip Shuffle?"
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A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
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A take on the classic 'Cupid Shuffle' invented by some gay Bluffton Kids with nothing better to do than play quiplash and say Nigger. Probably involves a lot of cotton picking, lynching, illiteracy and otherwise niggardly activities.
Daniel: Hey guys, look at me dance!
Kevin: Daniel quit doing the nigger shuffle before I whip you senseless!
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A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.
Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF
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The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.
I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.
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