In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.
Toby: Dude that's radical man.
Seth: Gnarly dude.
A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.
Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
When you take Slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to complition threw the whole
When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a Ass Slurpee
When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it
When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee
A nickname used for when you wanna be subtle about calling someone a slut.
Did you see Brenda with Dylan when she was with brad last night ? Ugh she's such a slurp slut
Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.
"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.