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The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive
Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks
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The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒
I think I'm sick I coughed
Must be a soccer boy
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spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective.
let's start with the typical soccer mom.
stay at home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.
now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.
daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance
son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere
The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.
mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+
likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
is it really needed? soccer mom is a cunt faced minge.
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A soccer poop is a poo that comes out completely round and has shades of white along with the normal brownish color. Poo is never perfectly round, but a roundish shape will do.
I just had the most amazing soccer poo this morning. Guess I ate too many oreos last night.
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The description of an act that is unecessary, of little importance, pathetic, for a weak individual, and unathletic.
Ladies soccer, you have to go hang out with your family instead of bang hot chicks.
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A creative way for the sign industry, invented by Rachel Taft in 2008, to explain to customers why their PDF logo isn't a usable vector image...
I explain to the customer that the PDF they have given me is like a soccer taco... "the image inside your pdf started out as a soccerball. You have wrapped it in a taco shell by saving it as a PDF. Just because your soccerball is wrapped in a taco shell doesnt make it a taco. At no point does saving your soccerball as a PDF make it into usable beef, it doesnt change the original composition of your image... I still need you to send me a taco..."
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I'm having my soccer dad come pick me up, like a bitch.
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