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When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.
John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.
The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.
Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.
A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.
Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!
James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…
Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.
Jimmy: *Pukes*
when you pee on some ones face and ears and shove your dick in their ear and nose
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n. droopy breasts; saggy boobs.
Grandma has soggy cheerios.
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useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
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A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.
Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.