bowling for soup

(v) A makeshift mockery of bowling, using soup cans for bowling pins and anything but a bowling ball for a bowling ball.

Person No.1, "Wanna go bowling!?"
Person No.2, "Yeah!"
Person No.1,"Got any money?!"
Person No.2,"No."
Person No.1,"Hmmm... Well lets go bowling for soup."

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Genital soup

A man with very large genitals lying in a bathtub with too many male friends in the tub with him

Jaymzer had so many shots beside him but the other guys in the tub with him made some serious genital soup

Milk soup

What you call cereal if you aren’t a coward

1) cereal is just milk soup

2) oh worm? true

kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

rolley soup

something that is insanely awsome. originated from a drunk Italian trying to make fun of the word "gnarly".

person1: "Dude, this show is gnarly"

drunk Italian: " Man, I am sick of you saying stupid shit like...*pause* "This is so rolley soup!"

everyone else present at the time: *laughs at drunk Italian*

chubby soup

Two plus fat bitches in a hot tub.

Look at the fat bitches gettin in the hot tub. Damn thats some chubby soup!

donut soup

Coffee with your bestfriend.

Hey, come over and join me for some donut soup