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The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.
"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"
- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out
A man who engages in the act of spanking often.
She loved that her man was a real Sir Spanks-a-lot .
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When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.
Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.
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This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."
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when a female masturbates
Did he watch you spank your monkey.
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