Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.
I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.
The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!
What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.
- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".
- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"
when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english
slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"
team: shut up putin go rush b blin
The unique individualized verbal language of tweakers, aka , meth - dope fiends.
Tweak Speak: "Do you think my life is Fucked Off? Well, It aint cause - Jack Nicholson - at the end of, "The Shining", Yeah that was fucked off.