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When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris
This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake
Soft toes that soak up liquid.
Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.
From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.
I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her
When you bath with a bunch of spunges
My sponge bath was sticky
Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?
Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.
“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”