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A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.
"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "
A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.
Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.
When a grown man sits in a pie... For sexual gratification
Oh my god Michael!! That's an incredible example of the squat cobbler....
Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.
The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".
Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?
When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.
Dan what the hell are you doing in there?
Sorry just applying cream to myself.
Are you doing a squat cobbler again?
Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.