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When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.
I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
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I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"
Barbara: "What is it Joan?"
Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?
Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.
And now you’re bored.
Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"