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A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.
Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”
“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.
when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"
To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.
Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway
A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.
That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.
when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it
(85%) at least for the paper
teacher i did my work cough *squid work*
When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.
Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.