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A “Slow State” is a State that has not progressed as quickly as the majority of the other 50 States in the US. Slow States normally share borders with other Slow States, and are rarely intellectually-land-locked by their more evolved peers.
The following are typical qualities of a Slow State:
1) An overabundance of churches
2) Historically low SAT scores
3) Residents that defend their right to display objectionable material because it’s their “heritage”
4) A politically-conservative leaning majority
5) Homophobic legislation
6) Seceded, or have/had thoughts of secession
If you're a bright gay/lesbian liberal non-Christian minority, it is advisable to spend as little time as possible in a Slow State.
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A really shitty school were nothing ever goes on on Friday nights and we get pissed so we drive 2.5 hours to BG where one of my friends gets an underage for peeing behind a building!! And that's all because of Kent State!
That damn Kent State ruined my life!!
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"Nooooooo it wasn't real communism it was state capitalism"
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When someone slaps your booty and their hands are as big as a small state.
Carrol: He swing stated me.
Jessica: his hands are massive aren't they.
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unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee
so, he's a state employee now, eh?
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metal band from north bellmore
dave-drums
keith-guitar
jj-lead vocals
jon-bass
they..are..cool
state of mind is written all over my school and i swear i didnt do it.
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The college football team that Ohio State Buckeye fans absolutely hate, and visa versa. Michigan State is also refereed to as TTUN (The Team Up North). Even with coaches, games between these rivals can get very tense. Like with other rivals, this turns families on families, friends on friends, allies on allies. Don't mess with a Buckeye fan or a Spartan fan. They will kill you.
"Dude, did you see that game between Michigan State and Ohio State?"
"Yeah, Michigan sucked ass. I'm glad OSU won."
"What did you just say?"
"Uh..."
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