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Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.
girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king
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Smoking marijuana with your girlfriend or boyfriend and then having sex right after.
My girlfriend and I smoke 'n stroked last night, its so much better when you're both toked up
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6 God, The Boy, 6 Man, Heartbreak Drake, Wheelchair Jimmy, Champagne Papi, Voodoo Child, One Take Drake, October's Very Own, The Man, El Draké, Light Skin Keith Sweat, Chaining Tatum, October's Truly, Greatest Eve, Drake.
Demar: Hey man, did you listen to Drake's new album?
DeRozan: Oh, you mean the Slow Stroke King?! Of course, who hasn't?
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The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
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Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.
"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.
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The reason behind the theory that you can never really rape your significant other, because after three strokes, they'll be so into it that they won't want you to stop.
The three stroke rule in practice:
First stroke- No!
Second stroke- Don't.
Third stroke- Stop...
Fourth stroke- No, don't stop...
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last night me and my daddy long stoke had alot of fun by ourselves ;)
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