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a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!
Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!
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The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.
Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.
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1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.
2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.
e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex
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1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
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When your girlfriend is sleeping soundly next to here and all of a sudden you jizz all through her hair without her realising.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
"yeah, totally gave Catherine the midnight surprise last night"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
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When a girl lays on her back and then bends her legs to where her knees are on either side of her head and precedes to have her male companion have sex with her. Upon the male finishing as the females face is looking upwards she receives a "surprise ending".
"Hey we should try the surprise ending tonight!"
"That surprise ending sure was salty!"
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A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)
I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna
My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
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