Random
Source Code
Random
When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going
The space between your fum and 4finger
My paper cut on my sweaty crece is sore
An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.
"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."
Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
An alcoholic shot comprised of 2/3 Bubble Gum Vodka and 1/3 Pickle Juice
I just bought a round of 'Sweaty Bikinis' at the stripper bar.