The Gentlemen's Tap

An efficient gesture of respect

While receiving oral sexual intercourse, when the male partner is almost there, he should tap her/him gently on the shoulder, to let the other know.

James: Shannon doesn't really like semen and I respect her wishes

Oliver: But what do you do when she's giving you head?

James: Oh , easy i just use the Gentlemen's tap

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Spianal Tap

A spianal tap occurs when the aggressor's penis is so large relative to the orifice being fucked it actually rips through protective tissues lining the spine and makes contact with the nerve tissue within the spine itself, resulting in a rush of simultaneous pain and pleasure for the victim/beneficiary. As this sexual position carries potential health risks it is typically reserved for safe locations such as hospitals where emergency care can be given immediately after said act.

Big pimpin with da one and only g dizzle all up in herre in da big WA!! Spianal Tap nigga!!

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tapped out

In reference to relations with the opposite sex, tossing the towel emotionally.

Hey dude, hows it goin with suzie these days?

Bro, i'm tapped out. you should too, just tap out, man. trust me, tap out.

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tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

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nut tap

a nut tap is when you lightly hit somebody's balls for reasons like if they're being a dick

imma finna nut tap you if you don give me the fucking money

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friendly taps

light slaps on the back or shoulder of a friend
they are no longer than three seconds long
there can be double taps
a person may only do a total of three per hour

yoy yo-hi Mio (frienly tap)
Mio- hi (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- oh, just you wait til an hour, "friend"
Mio- oh, just "you" wait, you wait for my friendly taps

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Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.

-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.

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