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One who fulfills both of the following requirements:
1) Browses/posts on the /b/ (Random) board of 4chan.org
2) Talks and/or thinks in a manner that is consistent with that of the board.
"/b/tard moar liek /b/awwsum kid amirite fokes"
"Y HELO THAR MR REEDAR!!1"
"OSHI- MY PANTZ R ON FIER LOL!!1"
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1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.
2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.
3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.
1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.
2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!
3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.
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Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")
Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!
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When somone belives that they are punk by dressing in black, metal studs and colors their hair. they dont know the meaning of punk and usually listen to bands like good charlotte and simple plan, avril laveige ect. They heard punk was cool so they dress it.
Look at that punk-tard moshing at the good charlotte concert. Shes got the band tee on and wrist bands that she baught at clairs.
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Someone who does nothing but listen to their ipod 24/7. And tunes everyone out
Ryan is an i-tard
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A person who both displays both Cripple features and Retarded mental capacity.
"Scott was so lame that often he was refered to as a criptard"
"Your such a crip-tard"
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Someone who is fucking retarded.
Stop playing with the toaster in the bathtub, fuck-tard.
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