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A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.
"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut
"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT
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the most stupid useless crap ever
ew math homework
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An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?
Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.
Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!
*they high five*
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A place where a bunch of Chinese people go to get lit up. Kind of like a meth lab but for Chinese people.
Chinese Guy: Ay dude I did sooo much math last night at my friend's math lab.
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...
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someone very dedicated to the stimulating world of maths.
someone who searches up equations in their spare time on the internet.
jack is such a maths magician
that maths magician just did my homework in his head
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Used in place of misuse of the word "karma" to indicate the possibility of a vengeful universe which punishes bad behavior.
Brad kicks a puppy.
Susan responds: Brad, that's bad math.
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