December 5th is National cover your man in hickey's day.
Girl 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: It's December 5th why?
Girl 1: Exactly it's Nation cover your man in hickey's day!
Girl 2: Oh okay I'll go do that now.
National Ignore your boyfriend day!
On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.)
If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend.
Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9
My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.
Give Kiana your hoodie day
Hey it's December 5th, give Kiana your hoodie day!
The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.
I dont know what to write here. December 5th
Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.
It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.
National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it
Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course
Only the coolest kids with blonde hair and blue eyes have a birthday on this day
Jayson- hey today is my birthday
Chloe- wow today must be December 5th because you're the coolest