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During cunnilingus, fingering will pump air into the vagina, allowing air to become trapped and subsequently released into the partners face, queefing onto said partners face.
Hey buddy, last night while making love to my woman, she gave me a Canadian Cropduster, guy.
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When you do a poo and don't wipe, then sit on someones forehead.
It leaves a lil 'rose-bud' in the shape of a Canadian maple leaf.
So last night, I did a sick Canadian rose on this chick!
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Starting with oral sex (French) but then part way through getting uncomfortable, stopping, and then putting on your pajamas and going to sleep in separate beds (British).
Gordon: "Did you end up bangin' that chick from Kelowna at camp?"
Dave: No, man, we just had Canadian sex: I was just about to blow my load when she asked me to go down on her. I tried to, man, but when I looked at that thing, I wasn't getting any nearer. I just said I was feeling sick, and I went to lie down on the couch."
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A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.
JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!
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A force that could cause quite a bit of trouble, canada's military is grossly underfunded.
The canadians are nuclear targets for the russians yet the do nothing.
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Unicorns are about as common as a stupid Canadian.
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