an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong
Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off
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A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."
Mike Mussina.
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A moose who believes that Barack Obama is the root of all evil. Longhand for anonymoose, albeit with a different definition.
Man, that Anonymous Moose keeps telling us that Obama is a criminal!
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A crazy killer who kills people then rapes their corpse and writes moose on them.
HOLY SHIT A lethal moose
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This is a sex position for a menage a trois. You need two fatties and a one thin person. The thin person leaps between the two fatties having 69 and get sandwiched causing shortness of breath.
We sure moose burgered the shit out of that little fucker Jonny. Jonny learned his lesson after entering his parents bedroom after his bed time.
Man found dead after getting caught up in a moose burger with Queen Latifah and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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When doing someone from behind you throw some dirt on them and then give them antlers with your hands. Then make a low pitched groan like a moose call.
Guy 1: I heard that Fred got the dirty moose from Kevin the other day.
Guy 2: Wow, Queers.
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When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.
Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.
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