nice shirt!

a pointless, meaningless story.

Person A: The other day, i went to the store and got something for 3.50. I gave the guy $5 and he gave me back change.

Person B: nice shirt!

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a nice person

a nice person, someone who is friendly.

"hey, you are a nice person."
"awh, thanks!"

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nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

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Nice guy

heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.

Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!

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2 Nice

Greg Lindsay, Jeff Martin, Kevin Jordan

Only person ever to step on earth nicer than these three pepole was Jesus and a few other people from back then.

Greg Lindsay is 2 Nice.
The opposite of 2 Nice is Crusty.

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nice guy

A fuckboy twat who thinks he deserves the attention and affection of a female because he thought acting like an obsessive 'agony-aunt' friend will get him laid.

"But I'm a nice guy!" Snorted Larry, a pimple on his cheek bursting puss onto his World Of Warcraft T-Shirt. "I'm sorry," Replied Sandra, "I just don't have any feelings for you; I respect yours, but I must also respect my own."

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Nice car

1- It's used when a guy is sexually attracted to a girl, and the girl knows it.
2- It means nice dick.

Example 1:
Girl1: Uh Oh... He's looking at me in a weird way.
Girl 2: I think he is a nice car!

Example 2:
Girl3: Nice car, boy!
Guy1: My car can be really productive...

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