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A messy bowel movement that resembles flour pudding. Derived from duff, a flour pudding steamed or boiled in a cloth bag.
I ate too much kimchi, I gotta go duff it in the shitter.
Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.
Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."
A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone
Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out
Shitter slam or toilet slam is a term that refers to toilet action usually involving one or more individuals, in which all of the "victims" inside said toilet (or rarely a bath) are pissing, shitting and vomiting simultaneously
pesron A: Hey Greg wtf happened to you? You look like a victim of plague or something
person B: Oh really? i haven't noticed. I simply had no time as i was having the wildest shitter slam in the morning
person A: Oh boy...
A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough
Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead
A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.
John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.
The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."