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Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:
Computer hackers.
Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)
The (hot) sidekick girl.
- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.
To remain neutral within controversial topics
With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish
Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.
Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.
When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!
I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex
Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.
Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha
A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz
Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish